Humor: You Play Too Much WoW When…

You know you play too much Wow When…

Updated from the original post

  • You saw something funny and you muttered “LOL”
  • You are in the forest and see a bear and you try to make him your pet.
  • You scream “EPIC FAIL” when someone falls off
  • You yell “LFG” when being picked for sports teams.
  • You inspect people’s clothing to see if they are enchanted.
  • You don’t know someone’s name and you look above their head.
  • You listed enchanter, tailoring as your profession
  • On census, you wrote Orc as your race
  • You go to a funeral and you try to loot the corpse.
  • You pass a cop and wonder if you just aggroed him.
  • You ask a store clerk how much you can sell your shoes for.
  • You buy a bag from the store and you check to see how many slots it has.
  • You think Paris Hilton lives in a bar
  • You visit airports just to get more flight paths.
  • You ask to be Master Looter when shopping at the mall.
  • You added the ‘DKP’ for things-you-can’t-avoid in life list
  • You wonder if real wolves have belts and shoes on them.
  • You pick up a rock and try to use it as a hearthstone.
  • You think anyone can hearthstone out of a fight
  • Talking cows and zombies don’t scare you.
  • You order a grizzly bear to dance
  • You brag to your friends that your belt gives you +5 stamina.
  • You think life ends at age 80.
  • You call your friend and ask her for vent chat
  • You ask your barber for an ‘emo’
  • You try to book a trip to Azeroth.
  • You walk into a bar and ask for Thunderbrew
  • You get mad when you’re not allowed to deposit your weapons in the bank.
  • You think cooking is a ‘daily’
  • You yell out for ‘battle res’ when someone’s having a stroke
  • You reminded colleagues not to stand in fire last work meeting
  • Politicians are a bunch of ‘ninjas’
  • You think inflation is caused by hackers
  • You run around the streets wearing nothing but underwear, shouting “GOLD PLS!”
  • You buy a horse on your 20th birthday.
  • You buy an even better horse on your 40th birthday.
  • You buy a small plane on your 60th birthday.
  • You climb on top of your mailbox and dance.
  • You ask your teacher for 5-minute bio break
  • You rush things before a ‘restart’
  • When entering a town, you ask a local if its a ‘neutral’ city
  • You ask whether mithril spurs are an option.
  • You try to find a Mini Diablo at the local pet store.
  • You walk to the next nearest city so you can fly there next time.
  • You stop wondering why your backpack can hold 16 pairs of boots, but can’t hold 17 rings.
  • You go to a park and pick flowers to improve your Herbalism skill.
  • You start mining stones.
  • You melt pennies and try to turn them into copper bars.
  • Someone asks you where something is and you reply at them to look it up on wowhead or thottbot.
  • You ignore a level 60 demon, but remember when you ran screaming from a level 5 bear.
  • You ride the bus to work, telling everyone that you’re saving up for your epic mount.
  • On blah wintery days, you wish you could type “.wchange 0 0″ to make the sun come out.
  • You rip your pants and try to have them fixed at a blacksmith shop.
  • You told your boss you needed to ‘respec’ as an alibi for being late
  • You look for the NumLock button when driving in your car.
  • No matter what you’re doing on your computer, you first put three fingers on the A, W, and D keys.
  • You drink ten cans of RedBull to increase your run speed by 30%.
  • You think Chuck Norris is a god
  • You yell ‘Hacks!’ every time your sports team lose
  • You were indignant when a colleague told you he haven’t heard of murlocs
  • You gave your grandmother WoW subscription vouchers for Christmas
  • You ask everyone you meet, “Wanna join my guild?”
  • You don’t care if your Warcraft bride is really a dude
  • Someone asks you to pick up something for them and you say “Inventory is Full.”
  • You take the subway and wish it had an underground aquarium.
  • You start expecting rewards for doing work.
  • You ask for a ‘class trainer’ at work
  • You went to an auction house and asked for a goblin auctioneer.
  • A beautiful girl asks you out on a date. You refuse because your guild is doing Ulduar raid.
  • You’re worn-out and you mutter “Need More Rage”
  • You asked your parent for gold
  • You didn’t think the World of Warcraft South Park episode was all that funny.
  • You recently watched Avatar and felt that the settings were consistent to Nagrand and Teldrassil
  • You check your in-game mail to see how your auctions are doing before you check your email.
  • You asked your wife if you can change the family name to Jenkins
  • You wish you can gearcheck your mother-in-law
  • You named your first son Ciderhelm
  • When you see “Wow” in advertisements, you wonder why they got the capitalization wrong.
  • Having read this, you now want to play.
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