Humor: Why Social Networking Sites Are Like Subways

"Nobody cares what you had for breakfast."

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  • You appreciate it when someone leaves behind something good for you to read.
  • Most of the people don’t bother you but every once in a while you run into a complete as___e.
  • Even though lots of people are following you, it doesn’t mean they actually care who you are.
  • People respect you when you help someone else.
  • There are always people looking for money, but you wonder if they actually make any.
  • Just because you talk doesn’t mean anyone will listen.
  • You’re constantly afraid of catching a virus.
  • Nobody cares what you had for breakfast.
  • Just because you are thinking something, doesn’t mean you have to say it.
  • There is a lot you could accomplish, but also a lot of time you could waste.
  • You use it to get somewhere, not just for the fun ride.
  • Telling people how amazing you are won’t make you any more popular.
  • Just because its cheap doesn’t mean it’s a good place to start a marketing campaign.
  • The fact that everything is public doesn’t stop some people from doing/saying unsavory things.
  • You have no idea what everyone else’s real lives are like, but sometimes you imagine.
  • It’s way too easy to completely lose your sense of time.
  • It seems a little overwhelming until you figure out how to use it.
  • It’s one of the few places in your life where you can freely flaunt your multiple personalities.
  • Nobody is really an expert, but there are people who accomplish more than others with their time on it.
  • It’s way too easy to eavesdrop on other people’s conversations.
  • "Nobody, except perverts, wants to see your spring break pictures."

    There is really no “right way” to do it, but there are tips that can make it better.

  • You have no idea what you are going to see at any given time, and nothing would surprise you.
  • Nobody, except perverts, wants to see your spring break pictures.
  • When it breaks down you start freaking out.
  • It’s not making money.